3 definitions by Ding dong ching chong
Ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming.
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time
Do hungry time-travellers ever go back four seconds
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down.
I was going to grow some herbs but I couldn't find the thyme...
They're finally making a movie called clocks. It's about time.
What do you call a story that one clock tells to another? Second hand information.
We call our dog Rolex, since he’s a watchdog.
What happens when you annoy a clock? It gets ticked off.
What did the robber say to the clock? Hands up!
Why did the man sit on his clock? He wanted to be on time.
If I wanted to have the time of my life, I would work in a clock shop.
I can't believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in...
Why didn’t the clock work? It needed a hand.
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time
Do hungry time-travellers ever go back four seconds
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down.
I was going to grow some herbs but I couldn't find the thyme...
They're finally making a movie called clocks. It's about time.
What do you call a story that one clock tells to another? Second hand information.
We call our dog Rolex, since he’s a watchdog.
What happens when you annoy a clock? It gets ticked off.
What did the robber say to the clock? Hands up!
Why did the man sit on his clock? He wanted to be on time.
If I wanted to have the time of my life, I would work in a clock shop.
I can't believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in...
Why didn’t the clock work? It needed a hand.
by Ding dong ching chong November 28, 2019
A Kind Random guy with a sweet heart. He is funny cute hot 🥵. Mitchx is spelled funny because because the X is silent. Most girls like him and his best mates are Woof Woofs. He will have 3 children with his one best mates crush. If you ever meet his sidekicks you will flip out how silly they are they fight and dance to France in their underpants. Be careful of his handsome looks..?
Sidekick 1 is really hot and get most girls expect him to steal ya misses.
Sidekick 1 is really hot and get most girls expect him to steal ya misses.
by Ding dong ching chong August 22, 2019
Tommy Duong (pronounced "Dong"). A vietnamese guy who lives in Sweden and is mostly know for flexing alot, especially with his Rolex, Branded clothes, iPhone X and Airpods. His favourite phrase is "Ska jag döda dig?" which translates to "Should i kill you?". He can't see very because of his line eyes and because of that people are usually mistaking him for sleeping.
Pontus: "Tommy Ding Dong Ching Chong Bing Bong Långkalsong".
Tommy Duong:"Ska jag döda dig? Din flickvän är en HORA!" ("Din flickvän är en HORA" translates to "Your girlfriend is a WHORE").
Tommy Duong:"Ska jag döda dig? Din flickvän är en HORA!" ("Din flickvän är en HORA" translates to "Your girlfriend is a WHORE").
by Ding dong ching chong November 14, 2018