Definitions by Dimitri Shostakovich

8=|)

Penis. The more equals signs, the larger the penis.

Person 1: Mind if I show you my 8=|)?
Person 2: Well just look at my 8======================|)

What someone says if they're afraid to say damn

Guy afraid to say damn: DARN IT!
Other guy: What?
Guy afraid to say damn: Another darn PHP error
Other guy: It's okay to say damn...