Road Goat

A woman who is 35+ years old. Typically spends a lot of time in bars. Looks like she has been rode hard and put away wet. May also have saggy boobs due to age and use.
I came home and found my boyfriend in bed with some old road goat. I had to kick her drunk ass to the curb.
by Dillpickel August 16, 2014
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Beerdo

Bearded hipster beer snobs. You always see them working at breweries, maybe tending bar, usually talking about hops and yeast and other beer geek terms. Probably wearing a stained tee shirt but still talking down to you because you don’t know the intricate difference between an IPA and a pale ale.
Hey Beerdo, just shut up and pour the god damn beer. And make sure it’s cold!
by Dillpickel May 05, 2018
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