brown eye

The part off your body where brown stuff comes out. You can't see out of it.

Last night I was hangin' with Kelly and suddenly without warning, she showed me her brown eye and nothing more.

by Dilldo Baggins August 4, 2007

anal venom

The yellowish colored discharge from your anus that usually occurs on a hot summer day after taking a shit. Associated with monkey butt. May be a symptom of improper wiping or chaffing or just a generally uncleanly rectum. Best described as a mixture of ass sweat and fecal debris.

"This anal venom is burnin' me up. I'd better go lay down with a fan blowing on my ass to dry it out."

by Dilldo Baggins March 26, 2007