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Blueberry muffinned

When someone, or something, bakes a whole batch of blueberry muffins just to throw them at you because you suck.

I got blueberry muffinned because, as my mother puts it, I utterly failed as a daughter :(((

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It is the norwegianword for when a man and woman indulge in furius anal coitus.

Peter and Mary are indulging in kjærleik

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