Dildo Flint's definitions
1- The act of ejaculation, release of semen, male orgasm
2- Semen, sperm
3- That kid from high school that had a really high voice and wanted in your pants(regardless of gender, sexual orientation, or sexual attractiveness). However, a sploodge is unlikely to act on their impulses, for they have very few social skills, and are instead content to watch you quietly (albeit with heavy breathing).
4- To rub one's ribs softly to catch their attention
5- A sentient asexual organism resembling a flatworm from the planet Nur'Dzayven
2- Semen, sperm
3- That kid from high school that had a really high voice and wanted in your pants(regardless of gender, sexual orientation, or sexual attractiveness). However, a sploodge is unlikely to act on their impulses, for they have very few social skills, and are instead content to watch you quietly (albeit with heavy breathing).
4- To rub one's ribs softly to catch their attention
5- A sentient asexual organism resembling a flatworm from the planet Nur'Dzayven
1- "I just sploodged!"
2- "Hey Mitch, there's some sploodge on your face."
3- "Hey Sploodge, what's up?... No don't touch me... We're just talking here."
4- "Eew!!! Stop sploodging me!!!"
5- "Eew!"
"What is?"
"I don't know! Come Look!"
"Eew! Step on it! That's nasty!"
2- "Hey Mitch, there's some sploodge on your face."
3- "Hey Sploodge, what's up?... No don't touch me... We're just talking here."
4- "Eew!!! Stop sploodging me!!!"
5- "Eew!"
"What is?"
"I don't know! Come Look!"
"Eew! Step on it! That's nasty!"
by Dildo Flint June 2, 2008
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