When people push you and push you and push you and even when it's becoming obvious you're not enjoying what they're doing they fucking persist.
by digitaldevil December 28, 2004
The act of shoving your hand in your anus in order to clear out a clogged turd. It's thrown upon the floor violently and sounds as if a burrito had just fallen off a table
The pain was too great for Steve when he couldn't motivate a bowel movement. He decided an assurito was the only way out of his predicament and plunged his hand deep until his colon was once again free.
by digitaldevil August 27, 2007