The act of shoving your hand in your anus in order to clear out a clogged turd. It's thrown upon the floor violently and sounds as if a burrito had just fallen off a table
The pain was too great for Steve when he couldn't motivate a bowel movement. He decided an assurito was the only way out of his predicament and plunged his hand deep until his colon was once again free.
by digitaldevil August 22, 2007
Earth shaking, mind-bended, knee quaking diarrhea with a burning sensation. Similar to molten lava pouring from your anus.
After he had spent the night eating jalapeños with hot sauce and binge drinking, Steve woke up with the splattery hots and thought he was going to die.
by Digitaldevil November 03, 2006