epilepticlicking

Epilepticlicking. v.intr.
The action resulting from a slow network or internet connection causing an impatient user to begin rapidly clicking the same button/link over and over expecting it to hurry the server along.

Epilepticlick n. One of a series of repeated clicks in an effort to spur a computer to a quicker response; Also used when pressing elevator buttons.

Epliepticlicker n. One who epilepticlicks.
Dude, stop epilepticlicking all over the place! Give the server a chance to respond!

Do you really think that epilecticlick will get the elevator here any sooner?

Linda has no patience when it comes to surfing the web. She’s a huge epilepticlicker.
by Digital Sewage October 01, 2013
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Poo Props

The accolades or notoriety one gives when recognizing the width, length, girth, color, aromatic power, etc. of a poo. Often resulting in Poo Pride; Accolades or acknowledgements received when one has poo pride.
Wow, dude! That poo is peeling the paint off the walls. I've got to give you poo props for that one.

I got poo props yesterday because my poo was as big as a baseball bat. My poo pride was showing.
by Digital Sewage September 01, 2011
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