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Definitions by Diggitar Glady Diggy

Cooch McDuck 

When a (cis) female gives you the prick tease all night, but when push comes to shove she just walks away.

A stingy lover. A miserly vag.
"Soooo, did you shag the Asian bird last night?"
"Oh, man! No, FFS! We`ve been making out all night but turns out she was a Cooch McDuck!"

Girthday 

An annual honest celebration of what truly matters for your pecker when you Geshmoigedy.
-Sup, Sophia, what's hangin?
- Oh, nothing much. Preparing for Paul's Girthday tomorrow. After his Bar mitzvah it's an even bigger feast.
Girthday by Diggitar Glady Diggy November 28, 2021