2 definitions by Diggitar Glady Diggy

When a (cis) female gives you the prick tease all night, but when push comes to shove she just walks away.

A stingy lover. A miserly vag.
"Soooo, did you shag the Asian bird last night?"
"Oh, man! No, FFS! We`ve been making out all night but turns out she was a Cooch McDuck!"
by Diggitar Glady Diggy March 17, 2022
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An annual honest celebration of what truly matters for your pecker when you Geshmoigedy.
-Sup, Sophia, what's hangin?
- Oh, nothing much. Preparing for Paul's Girthday tomorrow. After his Bar mitzvah it's an even bigger feast.
by Diggitar Glady Diggy November 29, 2021
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