Sharpen The Sword

The act of trying to get smarter by having sex with intelligent individuals.

I have a physics test tomorrow that I didn't study for, so I guess I'll sharpen the sword with Steven Hawking.

by Diddle Jack October 03, 2016

Shit Whiskers

The hairs in your butt crack that always track a little bit of poop when ever take a dump.

I had to thoroughly clean my razor after I shaved my shit whiskers.

by Diddle Jack October 05, 2016