Definitions by Diddle Jack

Shit Whiskers 

The hairs in your butt crack that always track a little bit of poop when ever take a dump.

I had to thoroughly clean my razor after I shaved my shit whiskers.

Shit Whiskers by Diddle Jack October 5, 2016

Sharpen The Sword 

The act of trying to get smarter by having sex with intelligent individuals.

I have a physics test tomorrow that I didn't study for, so I guess I'll sharpen the sword with Steven Hawking.

Sharpen The Sword by Diddle Jack October 3, 2016