Vagina Influenced Personality
When a man becomes pussy whipped, he starts thinking like a vagina. Like his girlfriend's vagina, his brain becomes a hollowed-out void of moist nothingness. Her pussy lips start effecting everything that comes out of his lips. Everything he says to and around her is in hopes of appeasing her so that she will give him vagina access. Common symptoms: Kissing her ass, apologizing for everything, thinking before EVERYTHING you say to her, continuously telling your friends they are "immature" in her presence.
When a man becomes pussy whipped, he starts thinking like a vagina. Like his girlfriend's vagina, his brain becomes a hollowed-out void of moist nothingness. Her pussy lips start effecting everything that comes out of his lips. Everything he says to and around her is in hopes of appeasing her so that she will give him vagina access. Common symptoms: Kissing her ass, apologizing for everything, thinking before EVERYTHING you say to her, continuously telling your friends they are "immature" in her presence.
My good buddy Zack told me this dirty joke the other day. When I repeated it in from of his girlfriend, he told me that I was a pervert and that I need to show some respect in front of her. And when I explained that he's the one that told me the joke, he denies it in front of her. Zach has a bad case of the V.I.P.
by Dicky L. July 11, 2008