Definitions by Dick tundo

Skunt bite 

When your skanky-cunty ex girlfriend nibbles your ear during makeup sex.

“What’s wrong with your ear”? “Oh it’s just a skunt bite”

Skunt bite by Dick tundo June 21, 2024

Jellyfish in the hot tub 

Committing the act of jizzing in a hot tub

Sorry man I left some jellyfish in the hot tub last night

Jellyfish in the hot tub by Dick tundo June 16, 2024