Definitions by Dick Wright-Upham

Pile of pants 

Nonsense, bullshit or lies. What politicians often say.

"With regard to your claim to be a national of Afghanistan, the Secretary of State thinks that this is a pile of pants."

Pile of pants by Dick Wright-Upham December 3, 2010

Chawn

Verb. Meaning to gorge like a glutton, to pig out on vast quantities of junk food.

The two obese couch potatoes were chawning on pizza and beer in front of the TV.

Chawn by Dick Wright-Upham November 26, 2010

Tadger 

Noun. A penis. Variant of 'todger'

The poor kid got his wee tadger caught in the zipper of his pants!

Tadger by Dick Wright-Upham November 20, 2010

Jaloopie 

Noun. Another term for a penis.

She was keen enough to play hide the sausage until she saw the size of Bob's jaloopie!

Jaloopie by Dick Wright-Upham November 17, 2010

Nunny 

Pussy, vagina.

Did you see the photo of Britney Spears going commando? You could see her nunny!

Nunny by Dick Wright-Upham November 14, 2010