Jaloopie

Noun. Another term for a penis.

She was keen enough to play hide the sausage until she saw the size of Bob's jaloopie!

by Dick Wright-Upham November 17, 2010

Tadger

Noun. A penis. Variant of 'todger'

The poor kid got his wee tadger caught in the zipper of his pants!

by Dick Wright-Upham November 20, 2010

Pile of pants

Nonsense, bullshit or lies. What politicians often say.

"With regard to your claim to be a national of Afghanistan, the Secretary of State thinks that this is a pile of pants."

by Dick Wright-Upham December 03, 2010

Computenik

Noun. A computer technician, a geek or a nerd.

A virus crashed my system but the computenik came round and fixed it.

by Dick Wright-Upham January 07, 2011

Nunny

Pussy, vagina.

Did you see the photo of Britney Spears going commando? You could see her nunny!

by Dick Wright-Upham November 14, 2010