snotty gobbles

Any Japanese or Chinese food which is slimy or gelatinous, such as sea cucumber, congee, sharks fin soup etc

The Chinese banquet was great but I found it hard to eat the snotty gobbles with the chopsticks!

by Dick Wright-Upham April 11, 2011

Stoat gobbler

A verbose, opinionated bull-shit artist.

Like most politicians the mayor was a stoat gobbler.

by Dick Wright-Upham December 23, 2010

Barnshoot

(or banchoot). British military slang from the time British troops served in India. Corruption of "bahine ka chut" which means "sister's cunt" in Hindi. Abusive term for a person one does not like.

I'm not coming if you've invited that barnshoot!

by Dick Wright-Upham January 06, 2011

Fun sponge

Noun. A boring, humourless person.

Who was that boring prat you were with yesterday? He was a real fun sponge!

by Dick Wright-Upham December 07, 2010

Nunny

Pussy, vagina.

Did you see the photo of Britney Spears going commando? You could see her nunny!

by Dick Wright-Upham November 11, 2010