Definitions by Dick Smiley

erectus elongotis 

A highly non-clinical term for a colossal penis.

I've got another big date tonight -- with erectus elongotis.

erectus elongotis by Dick Smiley January 3, 2011

night at the Oprah 

A date (regardless of hour) with a morbidly obese woman.

The night at the Oprah with my boss proved to be an utter fukn disaster; couldn't get a rise nor raise.

night at the Oprah by Dick Smiley January 2, 2011