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Budget sadness wrapped in red packaging. Smoked by the emo kid who’s “too tired for everything but still here.”
Budget sadness wrapped in red packaging. Smoked by the emo kid who’s “too tired for everything but still here.”
by Dick Longmore the Wise May 21, 2025
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Clove cigarettes smoked by dramatic theater kids and goth emos who want their smoke to taste like an existential crisis wrapped in cloves.
Clove cigarettes smoked by dramatic theater kids and goth emos who want their smoke to taste like an existential crisis wrapped in cloves.
by Dick Longmore the Wise May 21, 2025
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Doomcore’s chosen death stick. Tastes like rebellion and rust. For people who think ‘real tobacco’ is a badge of honor.
Doomcore’s chosen death stick. Tastes like rebellion and rust. For people who think ‘real tobacco’ is a badge of honor.
by Dick Longmore the Wise May 21, 2025
Get the Winston Reds mug.The no-hype predecessor to Adderall that is significantly more potent; pure Dextroamphetamine, kicks like a mule on steroids. It was given liberally to soldiers to stay awake during long missions, such as Operation Desert Storm, and is basically cocaine that lasts for 5 hours, 8 if you take the Dexedrine Spansule
“Hello doc, I understand there’s a shortage of my Adderall, and was wondering if you could prescribe Dexedrine instead”
by Dick Longmore the Wise April 5, 2023
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