Djarum Black

n.
Clove cigarettes smoked by dramatic theater kids and goth emos who want their smoke to taste like an existential crisis wrapped in cloves.
“She lit a Djarum Black and vanished behind the velvet curtain.”
by Dick Longmore the Wise May 21, 2025
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Winston Reds

n.
Doomcore’s chosen death stick. Tastes like rebellion and rust. For people who think ‘real tobacco’ is a badge of honor.
“He’s chain-smoking Winston Reds and yelling into his carburetor again.”
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L&M Reds

n.
Budget sadness wrapped in red packaging. Smoked by the emo kid who’s “too tired for everything but still here.”
“He pulled out a pack of L&M Reds and sighed like the world was too heavy.”
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Dexedrine

The no-hype predecessor to Adderall that is significantly more potent; pure Dextroamphetamine, kicks like a mule on steroids. It was given liberally to soldiers to stay awake during long missions, such as Operation Desert Storm, and is basically cocaine that lasts for 5 hours, 8 if you take the Dexedrine Spansule
“Hello doc, I understand there’s a shortage of my Adderall, and was wondering if you could prescribe Dexedrine instead”
by Dick Longmore the Wise April 05, 2023
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