Dick Furcoochie's definitions

Handyman

When a man's dick is so big he has to use tools to help cram it in the pussy.

Girl speaks : I really had fun tonight, I think I am ready to take our relationship to the next level.

Man speaks: Hell yes, but I hope you have a couple shoe horns lying around because bitch, I am a handyman.

by Dick Furcoochie June 1, 2016

Coco Puff

When a white female gives a blowjob to a large black male while he is smoking a joint.

That crazy white Bitch came to our party and coco puffed us all night long.

by Dick Furcoochie June 1, 2016

Gummybear

When a large hairy gay man sucks cock with no teeth.

Man I walked out the bar into the ally, got attacked and had a gummybear forced on me.

by Dick Furcoochie June 1, 2016