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Blumpkin

A cocktail tribute to the time-honored tradition of receiving oral sex while defecating:

* In a porcelain bowl mix 1oz vodka and 1oz creme de cacao over ice.
* Float in two to three Tootsie Rolls
* Garnish with several kernels of corn
* Top with a blast of whipped cream

Those blumpkins were delicious, but we should wait at least 20 minutes before we have another.

by Dick Cramden July 21, 2009