Definitions by Dick Beater McFingers

Absolute Fucking Walnut 

The best insult known to man. Used by Dick Beater McFingers

Patrick: Dude, I just hit Tom's grandma with my truck! Shit, bro!..

Tristan: You ABSOLUTE FUCKING WALNUT!!!

Absolute Fucking Walnut by Dick Beater McFingers May 7, 2015