Definitions by Dib N. Schwab IV

Perfucktion 

Perfucktion is an adjective that describes someone whom you would never date, but would totally fuck if you got the chance.

Katie Holmes is perfucktion, I would NEVER date her because she's a monsoon of bitchyness; but given the chance, You bet I'd totally tap that sweet ass.

Perfucktion by Dib N. Schwab IV March 26, 2010