Definitions by Diaries of my dirty sister

smelly kumquat 

When a female fart travels from back to front, but you had sex that day so when you farted you push some juice out that ends up bubbling up and getting your underwear wet

I farted on the couch after getting cream pied by my husband and ended up with a smelly kumquat.

smelly kumquat by Diaries of my dirty sister November 29, 2023

smelly kumquat 

When a female fart travels from back to front, but you had sex that day so when you farted you push some juice out that ends up bubbling up and getting your underwear wet

I farted on the couch after getting cream pied by my husband and ended up with a smelly kumquat.

smelly kumquat by Diaries of my dirty sister November 29, 2023

smelly kumquat 

When a female fart travels from back to front, but you had sex that day so when you farted you push some juice out that ends up bubbling up and getting your underwear wet

I farted on the couch after getting cream pied by my husband and ended up with a smelly kumquat.

smelly kumquat by Diaries of my dirty sister November 29, 2023