5 definitions by Diarhea Monsoon

leopard

A leopard is simply a cougar that has a S.T.D. (Sexually Transmitted Disease).

My bro thought he hooked up with this cougar last month. I guess the bitch turned out to be a leopard because now he has herpes.

by Diarhea Monsoon January 16, 2010

Grand Vaganyon

Almost any vagina that has exceded the age of 25

How do you know that chick has a Grand Vaganyon? I heard her earlier offering free mule rides to the bottom.

by Diarhea Monsoon September 3, 2013

blumpkabout

The act of giving a blow job while the person receiving it takes a shit the only exception being, is that it is given by an Australian in the land down under.

Blumpkabout it's Austrailian for Blumpkin mate. So the next time your down under grab yourself a she-la and make sure to get youself Blumpkabout.

by Diarhea Monsoon December 5, 2009

Gheenius

One who is like Einstein minus all the genius baggage. Gheenius is an Irish word which when translated into English means "Spring Her".

The little gheenius must be ready for lunch. She's got her helmet and splash guard on.

by Diarhea Monsoon January 10, 2009

Elchubboselectividus

A not so rare affliction where sometimes it disables your ability to hear fat women speaking.

If you wish to support or are interested in helping to find a cure for Elchubboselectividus my doctor will prescribe you a treadmill.

by Diarhea Monsoon September 12, 2020