Definitions by Diarhea Monsoon

Elchubboselectividus 

A not so rare affliction where sometimes it disables your ability to hear fat women speaking.

If you wish to support or are interested in helping to find a cure for Elchubboselectividus my doctor will prescribe you a treadmill.

Elchubboselectividus by Diarhea Monsoon September 12, 2020

Grand Vaganyon 

Almost any vagina that has exceded the age of 25

How do you know that chick has a Grand Vaganyon? I heard her earlier offering free mule rides to the bottom.

Grand Vaganyon by Diarhea Monsoon September 3, 2013

leopard 

A leopard is simply a cougar that has a S.T.D. (Sexually Transmitted Disease).

My bro thought he hooked up with this cougar last month. I guess the bitch turned out to be a leopard because now he has herpes.

leopard by Diarhea Monsoon January 15, 2010

blumpkabout

The act of giving a blow job while the person receiving it takes a shit the only exception being, is that it is given by an Australian in the land down under.

Blumpkabout it's Austrailian for Blumpkin mate. So the next time your down under grab yourself a she-la and make sure to get youself Blumpkabout.

blumpkabout by Diarhea Monsoon December 4, 2009

Gheenius 

One who is like Einstein minus all the genius baggage. Gheenius is an Irish word which when translated into English means "Spring Her".

The little gheenius must be ready for lunch. She's got her helmet and splash guard on.

Gheenius by Diarhea Monsoon January 10, 2009