1 definition by Di...Ted
All rappers need to have a special punishment. For starters they need to be rounded up. Next, any rapper who has ever been shot and lived needs to be shot, in the face, until killed. Then, any rappers without a significantly dark tone of skin need to be defecated upon, so that they may join their darker brethren. Everyone of them needs to then be forced to listen to polka songs, for polka is the only genre that may compare to the utter hideousness of rap music. Next, some of the more obnoxious rappers such as Snoop Dogg, Mike Jones, and Paul Wall should be catapulted at Mt. Rushmore until Abraham Lincoln's nose breaks off. Afterwards, any who still cling to the miserable existence that they call a life need to be sealed in a rocket and sent to Jupiter, where they can learn to live without breathing, and have a giant orgy.
by Di...Ted June 2, 2006