Definitions by Devin the pedophile

twiget 

A midget with tourettes syndrome

Why is that fucking oompa loompa moving around so much
He's a fucking twiget

twiget by Devin the pedophile May 4, 2017

Fat fuckin eggroll 

A person who is a little overweight but most importantly is being a cunt

You suck
Fuck you you fat fuckin eggroll

Fat fuckin eggroll by Devin the pedophile May 2, 2017

kevlar flat smack 

To smack a soldier on the ass with a nice piece of fresh kevlar

Hello fellow soldier care to give me a kevlar flat smack?
Why yes fellow soldier i would love to flat smack that ass with some kevlar
*proceeds to smack that sweet ass*
*gay buttsex proceeds with the soldiers ripened ass receiving some bomb ass dick*

kevlar flat smack by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017

Michelin man 

When a fat women is being fucked from behind so hard that her fat rolls compress making her look like the Michelin man

You take that fat bitch home
Yup gave that bitch a nice Michelin man

Michelin man by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017

cumbersome cabbage 

Another name for marijuana

You smokin that Devils lettuce, that Mary Jane, that sticky icky, that cumbersome cabbage

cumbersome cabbage by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017