Devin the pedophile's definitions

twiget

A midget with tourettes syndrome

Why is that fucking oompa loompa moving around so much
He's a fucking twiget

by Devin the pedophile May 4, 2017

Fat fuckin eggroll

A person who is a little overweight but most importantly is being a cunt

You suck
Fuck you you fat fuckin eggroll

by Devin the pedophile May 2, 2017

Michelin man

When a fat women is being fucked from behind so hard that her fat rolls compress making her look like the Michelin man

You take that fat bitch home
Yup gave that bitch a nice Michelin man

by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017

cumbersome cabbage

Another name for marijuana

You smokin that Devils lettuce, that Mary Jane, that sticky icky, that cumbersome cabbage

by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017

kevlar flat smack

To smack a soldier on the ass with a nice piece of fresh kevlar

Hello fellow soldier care to give me a kevlar flat smack?
Why yes fellow soldier i would love to flat smack that ass with some kevlar
*proceeds to smack that sweet ass*
*gay buttsex proceeds with the soldiers ripened ass receiving some bomb ass dick*

by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017