Definitions by Devin Roland

Door flanker 

When you rub your penis up against the back of a door until you bust uncontrollably

Billy: I did a door flanker last night tommy

Tommy: that sounds nice ya door perv

Door flanker by Devin Roland June 2, 2021

Qwatityc 

One who enjoys watching their old neighbors water the gardens and fantasizes about them every night before going to sleep

Tommy: I be qwatityc about ma new neighbors

Todd: I feel the same way about ma grandparents!
Tommy: you ain’t right

Qwatityc by Devin Roland June 2, 2021