Master of Reality

What some flabby loser probably proclaimed himself while living in his mom's basement until 35.

"I know all! For I am the Master of Reality! Damn it, why isn't AOL connecting??"

by Devil October 21, 2003

Earth

A very strange planet where the inhabitants are known to needlessly destroy themselves and their environment, as well as put on animal costumes and have sex with eachother for pleasure.

"Dude, steer clear of earth, that place is full of freaks."

by Devil October 15, 2003