Definitions by Detective Scrote

Nooching 

Sporting term: Poker.

The act of hiding a portion of your chips in a pocket while playing l Poker then going 'all in'. Then, after you lose, taking the concealed poker chips from the pocket and placing them on the table like nothing happened.

Paul: "Hey Pat, didn't Ben go 'all in' and lose just a minute ago?"

Pat: "Yeah he did but he's Nooching again."

Paul: "Goddamnit i hate it when he does that."

Nooching by Detective Scrote January 18, 2011

Dirty Spagnola 

Pronounciation: Spa-nio-la
Origin: Italian

The act of placing one's penis between the breasts of a female and thrusting to acheive orgasm while taking a dump.

Ben: "I saw Serena was sleeping naked last night so i walked in and gave her a Dirty Spagnola"

Paul: "Ay Carumba!"

Dirty Spagnola by Detective Scrote May 18, 2009

Drinky-Poos 

The act of forcefully placing your big toe up an unwilling person's back passage while yelling "Drinky-Poos!".

Can be used as an act of punishment for insubordinance or being an annoying twat.

A man is walking down the street when an annoying salesman tries to sell him a credit card. The man calmly removes his shoes and socks and proceeds to shove his big toe up the salesman's ass while yelling "Drinky-Poos!" at the top of his lungs.

Drinky-Poos by Detective Scrote March 20, 2009

Old Nail

An ex-girlfriend/boyfriend that a person still has sexual relations with.

Originally derived from the italian "Vecchio Chiodo".

She is my Old Nail.

Old Nail by Detective Scrote March 3, 2009