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Definitions by Destructive Penal inspection

Australian Kiting

The act is of spreading your load from your partner’s armpit to their feet, then stretching the load out so it mimics a wing suit or a flying squirrel.
“Yo bro are you ready to kite like an Australian?”

“Yes bro i'm ready to go Australian kiting you.”

Flaccid Pattycake

When a person is doing the deed with their partner (man or woman), and they blow their load inside the anal cavity of their partner, letting it bubble out of their partner's anus while their own penis is flaccid and sitting between the two cheeks, doing the popular pattycake gestures by clapping their own hands together then smacking the butt cheeks of their partner.
My girl let me give her a flaccid pattycake last night

Himalayan Goat Surf

When a male (with some form of consent) busts his load in his partner’s hair (medium-long in length) and morphs the sticky stiff hair into goat horns, then the male proceeds to jump on the back of his partner’s back grabbing the the solidified horns and riding their partner like a surfboard on the sheets.
Dude: “Yo babe let me Himalayan goat surf you”
Partner: “Okay (with consent)