Definitions by Destructive Penal inspection
Australian Kiting
The act is of spreading your load from your partner’s armpit to their feet, then stretching the load out so it mimics a wing suit or a flying squirrel.
Australian Kiting by Destructive Penal inspection February 5, 2026
Flaccid Pattycake
When a person is doing the deed with their partner (man or woman), and they blow their load inside the anal cavity of their partner, letting it bubble out of their partner's anus while their own penis is flaccid and sitting between the two cheeks, doing the popular pattycake gestures by clapping their own hands together then smacking the butt cheeks of their partner.
Flaccid Pattycake by Destructive Penal inspection February 4, 2026
Himalayan Goat Surf
When a male (with some form of consent) busts his load in his partner’s hair (medium-long in length) and morphs the sticky stiff hair into goat horns, then the male proceeds to jump on the back of his partner’s back grabbing the the solidified horns and riding their partner like a surfboard on the sheets.
Himalayan Goat Surf by Destructive Penal inspection February 4, 2026