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Martin

A person who is secretly named Desmond and knows the square footage of everyones house. This person also binged all of Lost in 2 weeks.

Ted: “Hey Kim, dosent that dude with long hair over there kind of feel like a Martin?”
Kim: “Yeah ig, but don’t I have a restraining order on you. Wtf man!”

by Desmondious II September 18, 2023