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A Beast of a man, makes incredibly good music, and loves to blast dubstep. All of the girls like montez because his extremely soft hair. Montez is amazing.
Montez
Friend: Hey, did you hear that really awesome mix by Montez?
Me: Duh, why wouldn't I?
Friend: Well, it was so good, it broke my ipod...
Me: Apple users...
Friend: Hey, did you hear that really awesome mix by Montez?
Me: Duh, why wouldn't I?
Friend: Well, it was so good, it broke my ipod...
Me: Apple users...
by DerpyGuy123 December 13, 2012
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