money dumpster

n.
Something or someone you invest your finances in, but in the end doesn't help you at all.

q: Hey, did you use your liberal arts degree to find a good job?
a: No, my education was just a big money dumpster.

q:So are you and Lisa getting married?
a: No, we were never good for each other. In facet, she isn't good for anything... Well... No, she made a good money dumpster.

by Derpy Leaf Horse November 17, 2017

bassters

v.

1. When one receives blisters from slapping the bass too hard.

Dennis is addicted to slapping his bass. Dennis' fingers are sore because has bassters. Dennis has a problem.

by Derpy Leaf Horse November 16, 2017