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Definitions by Derilict McCoy

Reverse Serial Killer 

Someone who repetitively changes lives without ending them.

Ex: The girls that bang guys that would otherwise be virgins at 40.

Ex: The end.
I’m glad that reverse serial killer took care of Dick so he didn’t go buck wild on the Vagina Monologue last night.

Wolf Pussy 

A big nasty vagina that will engulf, if not nearly engulf your whole head when you go down on a girl. Extremely wide pussy. Dialated 25 centimeters (for all you doctors out there).
Damn Don, after fisting that dumb bitch, I just wanted a blumpkin. I didn't think she would do a front hand spring and land on my head with her wolf pussy.

I mean, Donny boy, my head and shoulders were inside that nasty cunt. She almost swallowed me whole with her wolf pussy.
Wolf Pussy by Derilict McCoy April 9, 2008

Paunties 

Panties that deserve to be taken off with your mouth. Sexy Female undies.
Mike, your milf really has some nice paunties on today.
Paunties by Derilict McCoy March 29, 2008