Definitions by Derek Moren

Minnesota Stolz 

Where you get a text from a random girl during 1st, 2nd, 3rd, or 4th period to meet under the stairs and receive a blowjob.

New message: hey baby wanna meet under the stairs in 5 minutes i'll give u a minnesota stolz.

Minnesota Stolz by derek moren June 25, 2006

Minnesota Clay 

where you finger a butt hole and then lick it

Hey Pat have you got the minnesota clay lately?

Minnesota Clay by Derek Moren May 30, 2006