Definitions by Derek Gibney
Swancer
Swancer swan·cer (swann-ser)
Pathology.
exactly like cancer but has a really stupid accent. Unlike cancer Swancer can be contracted just by sharing rooms with an idiot or by just being the cute innocent child of a smoking idiot.
At present we have only one known cure for swancer which is suicide. A new treatment involving ignorance is currently being investigated.
Pathology.
exactly like cancer but has a really stupid accent. Unlike cancer Swancer can be contracted just by sharing rooms with an idiot or by just being the cute innocent child of a smoking idiot.
At present we have only one known cure for swancer which is suicide. A new treatment involving ignorance is currently being investigated.
Swancer by Derek Gibney February 28, 2009
Cumtinue
Dude he was up in her guts... he pops and doesn't even stop for a breather he just cumtinues to bang away at her.
Cumtinue by Derek Gibney December 13, 2008
minge-singe
minge-singe by Derek Gibney December 9, 2008
carnie hands
Small greasy hands, like the hands of a carnival worker.
They sometimes smell of Cabbage or dirty Turnips.
Middle English, from Old French, from Late Latin: Carnius Handius
They sometimes smell of Cabbage or dirty Turnips.
Middle English, from Old French, from Late Latin: Carnius Handius
My friend Pauline... seriously she has these odd carnie hands you cant tell if shes playing the cello or rubbing a dog.
carnie hands by Derek Gibney September 2, 2008