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Definitions by Derek Gibney

Swancer swan·cer (swann-ser)
Pathology.
exactly like cancer but has a really stupid accent. Unlike cancer Swancer can be contracted just by sharing rooms with an idiot or by just being the cute innocent child of a smoking idiot.

At present we have only one known cure for swancer which is suicide. A new treatment involving ignorance is currently being investigated.
Poor Emma just shared a room with the guy and now she's dying of passive swancer.
Swancer by Derek Gibney February 28, 2009

Cumtinue 

The ability to continue sexual intercourse without stopping after ejaculation. Cumtinue.
Dude he was up in her guts... he pops and doesn't even stop for a breather he just cumtinues to bang away at her.
Cumtinue by Derek Gibney December 13, 2008

minge-singe 

A burning sensation you get after sex. Caused by female genitalia.
Nah man the sex was good just afterwards i had minge-singe.
minge-singe by Derek Gibney December 9, 2008

carnie hands 

Small greasy hands, like the hands of a carnival worker.
They sometimes smell of Cabbage or dirty Turnips.
Middle English, from Old French, from Late Latin: Carnius Handius
My friend Pauline... seriously she has these odd carnie hands you cant tell if shes playing the cello or rubbing a dog.
carnie hands by Derek Gibney September 2, 2008