Definitions by Der Funkmeister

shed a tear for Nelson 

VERB: urinate, micturate, do a wee-wee

Keep an eye on my drink, I've got to go and shed a tear for Nelson

shed a tear for Nelson by Der Funkmeister September 5, 2005

drop one's armpits 

VERB/ACTION: Flatulate, pass wind

Oi McCririck...have you dropped your armpits?

drop one's armpits by Der Funkmeister September 5, 2005

Squutts 

NOUN: Diarrhoea, the trots, bum gravy

Mmmmmfffff....I've got the squutts

Squutts by Der Funkmeister September 5, 2005