Denver McAllister's definitions

philanthropist

A guy who gives money to other guys in hope of possibly screwing their girlfriend in the near future

That dude, he's a total philanthropist.

or

That dude gave me $2,000 dollars so now I don't go to work anymore. He's a total philanthropist.

by Denver McAllister April 22, 2005

blougan

the act of blowing across some guy's asshole while he's pissing.

Yeah I gave thie guy a blougan and he totally slipped and busted his ass.

by Denver McAllister April 22, 2005

purple socks

Code word describing the act of going into public without wearing undergarments.

So, My underwear was too tight for my dress, so I decided to purple sock it, so I wouldn't get panty lines.

by Denver McAllister April 16, 2005