1 definition by Dema Schfifty.

schfifty-five

the number and song that made me not know how to count in regular numbers.

"hello little girl, do you want to know a schecert. because i know one, and it is sooooo good to hear it. do you want to know what it shwas? alright, ill tell you what it shwas. i know. how to count. allllllll the way to schfifty-five. and i will tell you how to count to schfifty-five, faster than you can say poopty peupty pants-ss. are you ready to hear it baby. alright.
shwam.
doo.
doo and heif.
sheven.
shfourteen-teen.
twenty one
twenty sheven heif
twenty sheven.
thirty sheven
WHAT YOU SAYYYY?"

by Dema Schfifty. June 28, 2006