Delirious Motherfucker's definitions

Garlic Penis

When one has been cooking in the kitchen using garlic then masterbates later thus making ones penis smell like garlic.

Jessica: Your cock smells like a Garlic Penis, have you been masterbating with garlic again?

Chris: Hell no I don't like fingers in my anus!?

by Delirious Motherfucker July 20, 2010