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lolipedolphin

A pedophile who is only interested in short girls with small breasts, and is in fact, a dolphin.

Those kids in the water over there better be careful. I've heard there's a lolipedolphin lurking around here.

Man, are you a lolipedolphin? You're always hanging around those little girls.

by Definitely not your mom. June 15, 2016