Definitely not turtle 's definitions

David

David is a stinky little piss boy, who cums in his jeans whenever he sees big muscle mommies.

Oh no, I David’d in my pants!

by Definitely not turtle November 20, 2023

Auklet

A fucking walrus, who is probably a younger sister that hasn’t got a brain.

There’s my annoying younger sister Auklet, she kinda sucks.

by Definitely not Turtle November 20, 2021