Definitions by Definitely not turtle

David 

David is a stinky little piss boy, who cums in his jeans whenever he sees big muscle mommies.

Oh no, I David’d in my pants!

David by Definitely not turtle November 20, 2023

Auklet 

A fucking walrus, who is probably a younger sister that hasn’t got a brain.

There’s my annoying younger sister Auklet, she kinda sucks.

Auklet by Definitely not Turtle November 20, 2021