Definitely not Virgil's definitions

Sammy

Someone who will beat the shit out of you if you mess with them. They may be cute and fun to be with, but they won’t hesitate to rip someone’s esophagus out.

Wow. Sammy is really scary.

by Definitely not Virgil October 6, 2019

Asher

one of THE cutest guys. An absolute sweetheart and amazing person. Trans guys named asher are hot and valid af. If you know an asher, hold onto them because they will be there for you no matter what.

“do you know asher?”
“yeah hes the dave kinnie, right?”

by Definitely not Virgil October 4, 2020

Auburn

THE CUTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD YOU LITERALLY CANT BE CUTER

"hey hows auburn?"
"adorable as always"

by Definitely not Virgil September 29, 2020

Auburn

people named Auburn are THE cutest people in the entire world.

"Hey do you know anyone named Auburn?"
"Yup they're adorable af"

by Definitely not Virgil September 29, 2020