Definitely Not Eric's definitions

cump

The act of cumming while humping.

Stef cumped all over his jaun-piece last night! He still smells like fish too.

by Definitely Not Eric April 1, 2008

An Andrew

When you like a girl and know she likes you too but you pussy out and friend zone her

Bro did you hear Tom pulled an Andrew on Sarah yesterday?

by Definitely not Eric September 5, 2016