Norwegian Roundhouse

It simply involves three Chinese Midgets. They simultaniously fuck a bitch in all three of her orifices (her pussy, ass, and mouth).

Mr. Deez wishes he had a cunt, so he could partake in the Norwegian Roundhouse with those three Chinese Midgets.

by Deez, Mr. Deez July 06, 2006

Captain Deez

When a man uses another man's baby batter (cum) and gargles with it making a "ARRRRRGH" sound, similar to a pirate.

When Mr. Deez ask the man what he would like him to do, he simply said "Captain Deez, please".

by Deez, Mr. Deez July 06, 2006