Captain Deez

When a man uses another man's baby batter (cum) and gargles with it making a "ARRRRRGH" sound, similar to a pirate.

When Mr. Deez ask the man what he would like him to do, he simply said "Captain Deez, please".

by Deez, Mr. Deez July 06, 2006

Norwegian Roundhouse

It simply involves three Chinese Midgets. They simultaniously fuck a bitch in all three of her orifices (her pussy, ass, and mouth).

Mr. Deez wishes he had a cunt, so he could partake in the Norwegian Roundhouse with those three Chinese Midgets.

by Deez, Mr. Deez July 06, 2006