Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Deep blue 2012

old man with a flat

an old man that can't get a hard on.

I used to could fuck all night but now I'm just an old man with a flat.

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Where a guy jacks off and then mixes his cum with soda pop and dares a woman to drink it.

man: Kathy I bet you won't drink this cum pop.
Kathy: oh yeah. Give it here.

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Where a guys balls are busted so hard that they are brused and turn purple.

kathy busted my batts really hard the other day and now I have a pair of purple hull peas.

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where a guy jacks off and then mixes the cum with soda pop and dares a woman to drink it.

man: Kathy I bet you won't drink this cum pop.
Kathy: oh yeah. Give it here.

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Did you hear about how po scum beat up that black guy the other day?

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when a woman is a bitch or jerkeete but has a beautiful face which acts to hide her true character.

Kathy has such a sweet little lie face.

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A game where a man takes out his pecker and chases a woman around while saying over and over big ol' weener and if he can catch her he can fuck her.

Want to play big ol' weener?

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