Definitions by Decko The Hecko

Paralives 

An upcoming indie life simulation game, similar to The Sims. As of writing this, the game is still in pre-alpha but has confirmed features like off-grid construction, custom height and middle names, which were never on any Sims games, despite The Sims being now managed by a multi-billion company, while Paralives is being developed by a small indie team.

Person 1: Are you hyped for Paralives?
Person 2: Yes. It seems better than all The Sims games combined.

Paralives by Decko The Hecko April 11, 2022

qwertyum 

What keyboards are made of.

-Sir, where are the keyboards?
-There aren't any available right now. There is a national qwertyum shortage.

qwertyum by Decko The Hecko September 25, 2021

qwertyuiopoiuytrewqwertyuiopoiuytrewqwertyuiopoiuytrewqwertyuiop 

just STOP sliding your finger back and forth on the 1st row of the keyboard.

-qwertyuiopoiuytrewqwertyuiopoiuytrewqwertyuiopoiuytrewqwertyuiop
-Stop sliding your finger back and forth on the 1st row of the keyboard.

qwertyuiopoiuytrewqwertyuiopoiuytrewqwertyuiopoiuytrewqwertyuiop by Decko The Hecko September 23, 2021

qwerg 

Someone who simps for fictional characters.

-OMG I LOVE THAT CATGIRM FROM **Insert Anime Here**
-Don't be a qwerg.

qwerg by Decko The Hecko September 23, 2021

zxcfghuiop 

When you are so bored that you dedicate your free time to searching random keyboard combinations in Google.

Person 1: I wonder what zxcfghuiop gets me on Google...
Person 2: Are you OK? You've been searching random keyboard combinations for 2 hours.

zxcfghuiop by Decko The Hecko September 9, 2021