My foot-long schlong

A phrase that could be used to convey how massive my dick would be if it existed, I'm jzut saying I would be packing. Forget my height for a while okay
God its basically a third leg
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My foot-long schlong
Ha it is, with how long ur legs are
by Deathmaycometomorrow June 25, 2021
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Yessir

When u use this phrase way too often trying to cover up ur sir kink
"Yessir", goddammit I need to stop
by Deathmaycometomorrow June 25, 2021
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