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Pimenta

If your surname is Pimenta, well, bad luck for you, as you are a despicable, dishonest and a fat guy that doesn't even deserve being called by his own name. You shall go to bed now and play pokemon, otherwise, you will get hit by a hellokitty car.

Person 1: Hey, how do you feel now?
Person 2: I'm felling Pimenta...
Person 1: What's happened bro?
Person 2: I wanna kys, my surname is Pimenta.

by Death is the next phase of lif November 21, 2021