Daximus Patakimus's definitions

ulcercholitis

If your name is Dax Pataki on an inversion table; face turns to the color of Tabasco sauce causing the ulcer to flair up leading to the intestines to seep out of all the pores on the body.

I just went to my dermatologist holding my intestines in my hands and she asked if I was Dax Pataki with ulcercholitis.

by Daximus Patakimus June 17, 2008