mount and dew

To mount a woman in such a way that she is in your favorite sex position, and then proceed to have sexual intercourse with her.

Jenna looks soooo hot today! I would mount and dew her in a second.

by Davidd Nielsen April 04, 2008

Bandy Snatch

A bandy snatch is a vagina that has been rammed so much that it has the ability to stretch like a jumbo sized rubber band. A bandy snatch is not a good thing, unless you have a horse penis. Some may say "its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway"

"I wanted to fuck Monique so bad, but once i saw that hoe had a bandy snatch, i slapped the bitch and ran."

by Davidd Nielsen May 21, 2009

pubie salad

To lick a girls vagina who has not shaven her pubic hair.

I went to bang this chick last night but i ended up eating a pubie salad instead.

by Davidd Nielsen April 04, 2008