Definitions by Davidd Nielsen

Bandy Snatch 

A bandy snatch is a vagina that has been rammed so much that it has the ability to stretch like a jumbo sized rubber band. A bandy snatch is not a good thing, unless you have a horse penis. Some may say "its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway"

"I wanted to fuck Monique so bad, but once i saw that hoe had a bandy snatch, i slapped the bitch and ran."

Bandy Snatch by Davidd Nielsen May 20, 2009

pubie salad

To lick a girls vagina who has not shaven her pubic hair.

I went to bang this chick last night but i ended up eating a pubie salad instead.

pubie salad by Davidd Nielsen April 4, 2008

mount and dew 

To mount a woman in such a way that she is in your favorite sex position, and then proceed to have sexual intercourse with her.

Jenna looks soooo hot today! I would mount and dew her in a second.

mount and dew by Davidd Nielsen April 4, 2008