2 definitions by David Vine

gayvasive

The act of a gay person avoiding answering a question about their sex life.

Colin thought Dave was being gayvasive when he claimed the bruises on his bottom was from falling down some

by David Vine July 17, 2018

Cleavland hot waffle

The act of shitting on someone's chest and then pressing it with a tennis racket.

Colin finished shitting on Davids chest and asked for a Cleavland hot waffle. Colin obliged and push the tennis rack down on his chest. David was very please with the outcome.

by David Vine August 7, 2020