log touching

when a person puts their entire hand up the ass of themselves or a recievong partner.

Looks like you're into a little bit of the log touching aren't you fag.

by David Meacham January 20, 2003

trunk ass

when someone has had way too much anal sex and their anal cavity falls out like an elephant trunk

Look at that...that girl has some serious trunk ass.

by David Meacham January 20, 2003

shameecha

a diamond princess

This is my shameecha

by David Meacham January 20, 2003

joe pesci

GOD! I ain't bullshittin he gets the job done.

I pray to Joe Pesci every night.

by David Meacham January 20, 2003